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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:49 am
by EMS
cbxtacy wrote:Let me get this straight, Larry. You have loose nuts .
Only one of his nuts is loose, George!

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:52 am
by cbxtacy
Larry only has one nut?
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:12 am
by EMS
cbxtacy wrote:Larry only has one nut?
No! He has more than one nut. Only one of them is loose!

This is the problem with the internet. People don't really read the posts right and then they interpret something totally different into the things others say......
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:17 am
by alimey4u2
Got one in my office ( the loose one) & the other in the garage....

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:25 am
by EMS
As long as they are not in your wife's purse, Larry......

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:00 pm
by EMS
See, here is what happened to George:
A couple of weeks ago, he had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be the Man of Your House.'
He stormed to his wife, Kaye, in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's
going to dress me and comb my hair?
Kaye replied, 'The f***in' funeral director would be my first guess

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:10 pm
by cbxtacy
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:31 am
by alimey4u2